Control Freaks Know Might Makes Right
So, no doubt you’ve had a fair amount of time now to study these C.F.U. posts, learn the ways of the Control Freak, and implement them in your C.F’ing life. …
Can Women be Control Freaks?
So, I received an e-mail from a C.F.U. fan recently, and the author seemed a bit miffed. Here’s the gist of it: Hey, FreakMeister, you puke, I’ve been perusing the …
Freak of the Week (02-17)
Oh, it’s so thrilling when a Control Freak takes the old bull by the horns, doesn’t give a shit what anyone else thinks, forthrightly locks his goal in his sights …
Control Freaks prefer stupid targets
I know, I know, I’m insulting your intelligence by saying this, because it is so painfully obvious: C.F’ers prefer to select stupid people as their targets. Why? Duh, because they …
Freak of the Week (02-10)
Oh, isn’t it sweet when, on a nice, hot summer day, a young couple in Los Angeles pack up the 2.3 kids, a picnic basket, a couple of Frisbees and …
Control Freaks do what needs to be done
Q. Hey Freakmeister, you say that the ends justify the means, but do you place any limitations on that? A. Are you kidding? Hell, no, you can’t have any sense …
Freak of the Week (02-03)
It was a pleasant day last Sunday afternoon just north of San Francisco,California, so Gary Hesterberg decided to take his two small dogs to Rancho Corral de Tierra, which …
Control Freaks love obedience and unity
So, did you successfully purge some of your targets? Some actively? Good for you! Now you can increase the unity of your remaining targets by ratcheting up their obedience to …
Freak of the Week (01-27)
Don’t we all just love the World Wide Web? I know I do. Twenty years ago, using a computer to communicate with others was still in its infancy, and …
Control Freaks love purges
So, have you been working on my Secret Police suggestion from last week? I know, I know, it’s a matter of determining whom you can trust to watch everybody else. …
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