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Minions! Our First Anniversary celebration is upon us!
A year ago,Control Freak University opened its online doors and began educating would-be C.F.’ers on how to increase their power over chosen targets by controlling their families, friends, neighbors, workplaces, churches, towns, cities and nations. (And for the ultra-ambitious, the world!)
Over the last twelve months, we also paid tribute to the various winners of our Freak of the Week award, and at the end of December, named Janet Napolitano, Big Sis herself, as our 2011 Freak of the Year. Of course, we also glorified several Control Freaks throughout history (and a couple of fictional ones besides) by enshrining them into our C.F.U. Hall of Fame.
Indeed, it has been a highly successful year, and we are grateful to all you C.F.’ing visitors, both the infrequent and the regular, for stopping by, and in some cases, even leaving comments. Yes, we know that quite a few of you have been faithfully applying our instructions to your own lives, in order to effectively rise above your C.F.’er competition and enjoy the power, money and sex and that the best and brightest Control Freaks most assuredly deserve.
In light of this, Control Freak University is now offering you the opportunity to help finance the upcoming year of instructions, as we will continue to serve your needs and promote your advancement through the ranks of C.F.’ers, that you might expand the breadth and depth of your control.
Yes, C.F.U. has had a fulfilling first year online, but how can you help make the next twelve months even more dominating? By donating $5, $10, $15, whatever amount you deem reasonable as you appraise the benefits you received from our not-so-humble website.
Simply press the Donate button on the top of the sidebar and you can utilize PayPal in this endeavor.
Thank you for financial support and, as always, Sieg Heil, Baby!
I know that some of you out there are big fans of the The Walt Disney Company, since that company has been doing a great job of changing cultures across the planet, primarily in the United States. As a major purveyor of children’s entertainment for decades, Disney has become legendary amongst Control Freaks for using the Hegelian Dialectic Process (HDP), especially since its acquisition of ABC TV in 1996.
OK, you’re probably thinking I’m going to name Disney as the Freak of the Week. Sorry, bad assumption, minions. However, this week’s story does emanate from Anaheim,California, which is the home of Disneyland, Disney’s original theme park.
It seems that back on July 21st, Anaheim police fatally shot unarmed 25 year-old Manuel Angel Diaz after he ran from police on Anaheim’s east side. The next day, police shot 21 year-old Joel Acevedo, who had fired at officers during a foot chase. Apparently, some locals had a problem with these two shootings and decided to peacefully protest.
Bad move, targetistas!
So, what did the Control Freaks in the Anaheim Police Department do? Happily, they decided to up the ante by rolling out their cool new equipment and uniforms, including battle fatigues and sharpshooters. Yep, that will show them damn targetistas who’s who and what’s what.
In fact, this major show of militarized police force looked liked a scene from Iraq or Afghanistan. It’s about time that American police had the balls to really do what needs to be done to keep control over the population. Whenever C.F.’ers feel their power threatened, the best thing to do is really pull out all the stops, and pummel whomever gets in the way.
It is so nice to see this type of militarized police behavior being normalized across the U.S., to go along with the increased surveillance state. Oh, BTW, if that new police equipment and uniforms came from the Department of Homeland Security, we’d like to sincerely thank 2011 Freak of the Year Janet Napolitano for her contribution. After all, the TSA can’t be everywhere there is trouble, and local police will have to be the primary enforcers of the new Amerikan paradigm.
Anyway, it’s too bad some of those protesters didn’t wave any firearms around, because I’m sure the Anaheim P.D. would have dealt with them swiftly and effectively. Oh well, maybe next time some stupid targetista will make a cop’s day. We can only hope. So, for making a strong showing with some cool stuff in the face of a few pissed off protesters, Control Freak University honors the Anaheim Police Department as our…
FREAK OF THE WEEK!
Sieg Heil, Baby!
Well, this is gonna be short and sweet, sweet, sweet, because this week’s Freak of the Week is a previous winner that has kicked her game up a notch or two, showing us dedicated C.F.’ers that there is always room for improvement.
Now, I could go on and on trying to increase the suspense, but this Freak of the Week everyone knows so well, that I could just write one line and you’ll guess who I’m talking about.
So, who’s the FotW? Anyone? Anyone?
And to top that off, reportedly, some airlines passengers are even being shouted out to, “Freeze!”
HAHAHAHAHAH! Yep, treat everyone like criminals, the better to control them.
But wait, there’s even more:
According to a “whistleblower” (i.e., traitor), “We’re doing patrols in the parking lot with dogs, we’re even going as far out to the train station because the train station is connected to the airport here and we have guys walking around the train station, walking around the rental cars, we’re inspecting cars coming into the parking garage, I mean we’ve fully expanded – we’re no longer just at the gate and just at the security checkpoint.”
Well, if that isn’t enough to give it away, what else is there to write? Wait a couple of weeks and we’ll see, I’m sure.
So, for the continual expansion of tracking all of the targets within her loving grasp, Control Freak University once again applauds our Big Sis, Janet Napolitano, and her minions at the federal Transportation Safety Administration by naming them as our…
CO-FREAKS OF THE WEEK!
Sieg Heil, Baby!
OK, minions, we’re at the end of 2011, and what a great year for Control Freaks it has been! As I reviewed the list of men and women that we have honored as Control Freaks of the Week since August, I was once again thrilled with the actions of these C.F’ers. They are inspirations to all of us!
Just in case you have a horrible memory, here is the list…
August 19: Police Chief Jim McDonnell of Long Beach, CA, for bringing America closer to a police state by allowing his officers to detain people for taking photographs.
August 26: Former Officer Gary Miles of Gwinnett County, GA, for Tasering a Waffle House waiter for fun.
September 2: Mayor Ralph Becker of Salt Lake City, UT, for creating an ordinance which would make it illegal to have your car’s engine idling more than two minutes.
September 9: The police and District Attorney of Elizabethton,TN, for charging a woman with child neglect for allowing her daughter to ride her bicycle to school.
September 16: Homeland Security of Detroit, MI, for detaining Shoshanna Hebshi of Toledo, Ohio, and two unidentified men for acting suspicious, such as being brown and using the restroom.
September 23: City of West Hollywood, CA for banning the sales of fur clothing; California Assembly for requiring children as young as 12 to be vaccinated with Gardasil, hepatitis B and other vaccines for sexually transmitted diseases without the knowledge or consent of their parents.
September 30: Wisconsin Judge Patrick J. Fiedler for ruling that people do not have the right to consume milk from their own cow.
October 14: LouisianaLegislature and Governor Bobby Jindal for banning cash transactions of items at “secondhand dealers”.
October 21: Department of Homeland Security director Janet Napolitano for expanding TSA activities in Tennessee to checking weigh stations and bus stations.
November 4: Illuminating Concepts of Farmington Hills, MI, for developing high tech street lights that will monitor people.
November 11: Mary Oaks and Susan LeBay at the Southern Nevada Health District for stopping a dinner put on by the Quail Hollow Farm in Overton,Nevada.
November 18: European Union disallows manufacturers to print claims on their labels that bottled drinking water can help prevent dehydration.
November 25: Unidentified woman who pepper-sprayed other Wal-Mart shoppers in order to procure a discounted Xbox 360.
December 2: Republican Jewish Coalition for disinviting Ron Paul to their Presidential Candidates Forum.
December 9: The Lynn, MA. Police Department for arresting a woman that fed ducks and geese.
December 16: Members of Congress that voted for the NDAA, essentially ending Posse Comitatus and the right to Trial by Jury.
Now, with people like that working to control their targets and make life more organized and orderly for all of us, I know that we are in good hands for 2012 and beyond. Not only are all of these good folk nominated for our annual Control Freak of the Year, just by being a Freak of the Week, we also consider others that may not have had such a glorious one-week showing, but have consistently inspired all of us to notch up our performance in controlling our favorite targets.
So, I’ve surrounded myself with my little Coterie of Control Freaks to confer over the Freak of the Year award, and after some deliberation, we have unanimously selected Janet Napolitano and her Department of Homeland Security, based on the continuous defense of the Transportation Safety Administration’s heroic efforts to scan, grope and harass the American public at the nation’s airports!
With the expansion of these “anti-domestic terrorism” endeavors to other venues, it is obvious that the DHS and the TSA will stay at the forefront of Control Freakisms in 2012 also. We can only hope that as Americans become more acclimated to these procedures over the coming years, more controls will be implemented to bring America ever closer to a police/surveillance state.
Thank you, again, Big Sis, Janet Napolitano, the Control Freak University 2011 Control Freak of the Year!
Sieg Heil, Baby!
Is there anything as lovely as observing a nation slowly slip into tyranny?
We C.F’ers always dream about being able to justify totally controlling a society, but to watch each step take place, as targets are manipulated into believing that it is for their own good that Control Freaks run their lives, well, that is true Nirvana.
And this week, according to Nashville TV channel WTVF, we’re seeing yet another one of those steps in the United States, as the federal Transportation Security Administration has announced that it will begin deploying blue-uniformed agents in the State of Tennessee to “fight terrorism” by checking vehicles and people at five weigh stations and two bus stations.
Yes, C.F’ers, targeted Tennesseans will soon be having to deal with this across the state, having their vehicles randomly checked by drug and bomb stiffing dogs as they travel, or their bodies probed by naked-body scanners and TSA agents’ hands, or their neighbors turn them in for “suspicious” behavior under the rubric of “If you see something, say something”.
HA HA HA HA! And the dumbfucks will accept it, because they think it’s the law!
Boy, have Americans been successfully brainwashed by the Hegelian Dialectic Process, to the point that they’ll go along with anything, as long it supposedly “stops terrorism.” And the mighty TSA is now leading the charge, thanks to Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano, to normalize this, which, according to the HDP protocol, will only lead to the next logical synthesis, martial law.
And Americans will go along with every step, because we C.F’ers have trained them to trust us. It just brings tears of joy to my eyes, as I contemplate the next few years, as Americans become so desensitized that they will just do what they’re told, without any questioning.
So, without further ado, The Freakmeister presents, for your approval, DHS director Janet Napolitano as the latest…
FREAK OF THE WEEK!
Sieg Heil, Baby!